In the dim light, the robed figure groveled before the wizard, trembling with fear.
"Master… there is… news."
The CBT Wizard glared down from his pizza box throne, and with a silent gesture of his hand, commanded his minion to speak.
"What news could you possibly have?" The wizard demanded irritably.
"I already know the Purple Evil has been defeated; Bonzi is no more. What could you know, that you would dare interrupt my evening?!"
"A new threat has emerged, sir." The minion rose, his hands hovering over his crotch, though he knew full well that they were no shield against the wizards power.
"It's… the Zest boy."
"Zest..?"
The wizards face went from annoyance to amusement.
"That Lil Bitch??"
The minion took out a smartphone to show proof to his Lord.
A video of Johnny, his hair green, his face painted, as he flossed his way down the road, kicking folks in the croutch, Bass Boosted Bagpipes wailing in the background.
"His CBT levels are increasing at an alarming rate! What do we do?!"
The wizards eyes glowed as he grinned with evil determination.
"It's time… to put my barbeque shoes on."
(Over-the-top Announcer Voice)
AS JOHNNY ZEST ENCROACHES ON THE CBT WIZARDS TERRITORY, WHAT WILL HE DO?? AND WHAT OF BONZIS REMAINING FOLLOWERS? THE EVIL MAY BE DEFEATED, BUT THE PLAGUE STILL SPREADS!! TUNE IN NEXT SEASON, WITH BOGAN AND THE BOYS, TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!
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"Master… there is… news."
The CBT Wizard glared down from his pizza box throne, and with a silent gesture of his hand, commanded his minion to speak.
"What news could you possibly have?" The wizard demanded irritably.
"I already know the Purple Evil has been defeated; Bonzi is no more. What could you know, that you would dare interrupt my evening?!"
"A new threat has emerged, sir." The minion rose, his hands hovering over his crotch, though he knew full well that they were no shield against the wizards power.
"It's… the Zest boy."
"Zest..?"
The wizards face went from annoyance to amusement.
"That Lil Bitch??"
The minion took out a smartphone to show proof to his Lord.
A video of Johnny, his hair green, his face painted, as he flossed his way down the road, kicking folks in the croutch, Bass Boosted Bagpipes wailing in the background.
"His CBT levels are increasing at an alarming rate! What do we do?!"
The wizards eyes glowed as he grinned with evil determination.
"It's time… to put my barbeque shoes on."
(Over-the-top Announcer Voice)
AS JOHNNY ZEST ENCROACHES ON THE CBT WIZARDS TERRITORY, WHAT WILL HE DO?? AND WHAT OF BONZIS REMAINING FOLLOWERS? THE EVIL MAY BE DEFEATED, BUT THE PLAGUE STILL SPREADS!! TUNE IN NEXT SEASON, WITH BOGAN AND THE BOYS, TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!