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ultraferret107
so, due to Ye Olde New York City Garbagemen and Vin's talk of Chernobyl tonight, i made a Chernobyl Garbageman in spore! i know it's not traditional art, but i can't draw for sh*t and i love making stuff in spore.

These men were mutated in the Chernobyl nuclear meltdown. sadly, their intelligence is so limited as of this generation that they only have one goal in life: Garbage Control. they have developed special pincers to perform their duty as well as to protect themselves when threatened. when sensing a threat, they will attempt to hurl various trash at their attacker and run away, but if that is impossible, their pincers are capable of crushing pure osmium. they have specially developed eyes to aid them in this hellscape they call home, as well as an advanced sense of smell. their skin is rocky, serving as both camoflauge and armor.they live a peaceful life, having a rudimentary society led by the most able-bodied among them. in their lives, trash collection is rewarded and an image of danny devito seems to be worshiped as a "god." they communicate with a series of coughing grunts resembling the sound "EYY!" in various tones. during mating season, the males attempt to collect as much garbage as they can in order to impress a female and secure the passing-on of their genetic code. it is as of yet unclear as to what they do with the garbage they collect, as they live mainly underground and all attempts by scientists to communicate have been seen as threats. we will further monitor the development of this species.
ultraferret107
Also, i've been wanting to make a vinesauce (vinny, specifically) series of spore creations. I can't draw for sh*t, but i plan to compensate by creating scientific bios for them. Please feel free to critique with anything other than "Spore isn't real art."

art is about the meaning, yo. the medium don't mean sh*t.