i have my own theory: little mac is not actually little mac. during the jahn invasion little mac was taken captive and put some place where nobody would ever look. the mac we see today is actually glass joe in a disguise. he was so mad at mac for giving him his 100th loss so he took his place while he could and has been on the island for a while. so in short: mac is not mac, he is glass joe, banana has not been touched in forever and i'm up at 2:30 am writing a theory about a children's game.
Vinebooru
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